hehehe, i was kidding...please don't leave...but i was 4 real on the if you don't think it is funny stuff:)...not really,whatever...well i think this stuff is funny,so.... "and i'm doing laundry, and i just wanted to share that with everybody,that i am doing laundry...in a laundry mat"-patrick...hahaha,that one cracks me up EVERY time,righhht...goin on "When I stay at the Doubletree, I like to call down to the front desk and say" (yells) "MY ROOM SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND THERE ARE NO TOWELS, UNLESS" (gets real quiet and innocent-like) "you have ... cookies?" -Patrick...hahahahaha...again, going on... ok...this is really long,and it is KINDA funny..."ok. how about this...we're sitting in the dressing room right now, so how about we share our food and beverage items with you?! in the rock and roll business this is called a "rider" and is typically the same stuff every day. we show up and these things are in our dressing room. some of it gets eaten throughout the day and the rest gets loaded onto the bus. it's a little different when we're the headliner. let's see...we have guacamole, hummus, pita bread, lots of water, a variety of sodas, gatorades, yoohoo's, a case of beer, a bottle of wine, a bottle of kettle one vodka (the alcohol is pretty much for our guests and crew), a deli tray, a vegetable tray, a fruit tray, soy milk, coffee, tea, assorted crackers, organic peanut butter and jelly, whole grain bread, healthy cereals, tortilla chips, mayo, mustard, some nine volt batteries and a blow-up doll named Virginia. just kidding...there's no mayo back here! we have really great catering for breakfast, lunch and dinner and we have late-night food delivered to the bus before our midnight departure every night (typically pizza, chicken sandwiches, salads, burgers...stuff like that). now you know why we're traveling with all of that excercise equipment on this tour!"-unknown...i think patrick,maybe...but it says talk to you soon.pat, rob, jimmy, scott and charlie...so i don't really know...yep ok...this is from the same thing...so i still don't know who wrote it..."we were in buffalo the other day and there was a six flags amusement park next door to the venue and a few of the guys decided to ride the Superman roller-coaster. well, our fearless lighting director (who we don't want to embarrass by mentioning his name)...anyway, TOM GORMAN, our lighting guy gets on the roller-coaster, buckles in and then throws his hands up in the air and says that he wants off! holds up the whole line while they get him off of the ride and oh, man did we give him a hard time about that! anyway, we thought that his mother might want to know this about her son." "thats gonna sound GOOD AS HELL ON THE RADIO...and we also went into that whole county accient thing when we talk too" i luv the whole laundry thing...don't you,hehehe."And just once again emphazise that...i'm the coolest guy in the band...and um,no one else has the phone number to the website,and that's a good thing for me,because then THEY would say that THEY where the coolest guy in the band...so,that's why i'm the guy calling today...um,no laundry,to do today" Country Drops Of Jupiter: Drops Of Jupiter in her hair,
Drops Of Jupiter in her hair,
Drops Of Jupiter in her hair,
Drops Of Jupiter in her hair, Yeeeeee- Haw! lol "Boy, Stevie Nicks would be a good choice. Sade would be a choice of mine, and you know what? Janet Jackson , that would be some bad ass stuff going on. I could yell like Michael Jackson, and the billion dolllar video, it would be great..." Haven't laughed yet?hmmm...what's wrong with you?...i was lol-in the WHOLE time...well,that's all i got...patrick has said SOO many more funny things but i can't remember them right now...i guess they weren't that funny then...hehehe |
